"I am 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense.”

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

  • character: [is unloved]
  • me: do not worry i am coming

bombing:

assassinboygregory:

bombing:

hey what’s up

It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

thanks